ACT OUTS - the final episode of the Berlant & Novak era


Hags & Eavesdroppers – an all new episode, last of the Berlant & Novak era, has arrived.

It’s almost eerie what you can act yourself into. Jacqueline is sourcing Christmas for comfort and Kate is experimenting with corkage fees. An update on the cruel barista drives Kate and Jacqueline to revisit role-play, as eavesdroppers weigh in. A 4pm ‘Matcha & Myss’ is considered, while the healing archetype of Larry David is called upon. Avoidance drives Kate to act out purchasing a pie, as a heart is carved into the ankle. Another ghost at another hotel — energy hygiene now. Scientology style.

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Berries Above All

While in Chicago, knees have buckled over La Colombe’s strawberry matcha. The home version remains untested, but the recipe (complete with homemade strawberry syrup) is here for the brave.

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