The Myth of the Heckler The nectarines were not ripe, nor were the figs sweet. Recent weeks have seen the hags confronted with uncharmable doctors and unruly hecklers. Jacqueline recounts stories from her day job at the FBI and Kate’s full-body scan results are in. Illness, the corner restaurant, and a double date to The Odyssey. Sometimes the doctor agrees with your diagnosis. NECTARINE SALAD • RASH • UNCHARMABLE LISTEN TO THE EP This Week in Hag Shop PRENUVO | Comprehensive Whole Body MRI -...

The Habit covers everything but the face. Jacqueline reflects on the self-authority lockdowns produced, while Kate revisits the birthplace of Poog. A honey and milk scrub conjures fears of dissection. Awards for ghost kitchens through the lens of fertility and zits in a line. Jacqueline shares the results of a skin check. Placebo works, folks! Drawing the blinds and doing incantations over tofu — don’t bring fixation into someone else’s energy field. Memories of the Russian banya, marbled...

REMIX: Kate's Lies "I work nights." This week on Poog, we're bringing you our favorite moments when Kate just...made things up. Whether to avoid a friend, defuse a fight, or to just have some fun — Kate's getting creative with the truth and Jacqueline's analyzing why she can't get enough of it. LISTEN TO THE EP This Week in Hag Shop Hag Shop this week comes to you straight fromJune's bonus episode: Consumed With Release. FLEWD - Magnesium Bath Soak LOOP EARPLUGS | Experience 2 Plus Earplugs...

Entering the stage in character. This week, hags are dropped in as Kate walks and Jacqueline cooks. Both hotel rudeness and home deliveries abound. Tofu strategies and the origins of Dimes Square. Jacqueline pinpoints the tough thing about all products and services, though foot nor shoe should sticky laminate meet. Kate spots husband-wife hags and five-broom rankings are doled out to some, while others are riding til the rails come off. There’s no interest in the rooftop roast or the...

Nerves cringe, fear wells up inside, and doubt floods the way. A man arrives at Kate’s door and Jacqueline delivers a monologue. Unearthing the long-lost comedy club cheque and dirty underwear — the hags are already convinced the saffron is working. YouTube is up on Kate’s TV, while Jacqueline is turning hers off. Reading aloud on the ADD balance board, tea has always been the answer. Are you obsessed? A tale of a road hag is told, while Kate queries the nighttime numbness. You can't call a...

This week, Jacqueline’s on eastern time while Kate holds it down in pacific. The kind of pain others can see, and ceaseless reinvention. When the computer takes the long way home and the case for stealing at the airport. Barfing in Denver, intuitive flight booking and full-body scans. When sickness hits… a hard brush the morning before the dentist. The Yogurt Shop Murders and harrowing Uber rides, galore. Good rapport, driving too fast. Jacqueline recalls slowly rolling into something and...

Frozen Poog is served. Mr. Novak has entered the group chat and fears of lyme disease resurface. Jacqueline explains the celebrity kook, while Kate takes the long walk home that heals. Naming the competitor and the Erewhon of New York. Playing the free thing off as a special treat... own up, folks. Kate won’t be shamed for eating fast and Jacqueline hops on the Purple Line. The International postal system continues to delight. Remembering the Pinkberry lawsuit and two hours in line for chalky...

It’s robe dinner and the hags are thinking live. Kate channels the rage of knocking furniture during a home workout, while Jacqueline dissects “cramps”. Should we all be on peptides? When a waiter re-serves your leftovers and memories of living at sea. Typing out each other’s addresses. Couples Therapy, Taxicab Confessions, and a new Savior. Overvaluing the smooth canvas. Kate may be getting jacked, Jacqueline promotes the workout cave. Practicing the monologue… if you can cover it up, it’s...

Blowing back our cheeks and headed for the farm. It’s time to learn how to survive. Kate is alive in her army jacket, while Jacqueline reminisces about her barn coat. Paging Dr. Me. The kabocha pushes back and the fear of bad arugula. What color is Jacqueline’s hair? A salad bar in the fridge and a harness on Boo's back. The possibility of abduction brings uncertainty, but it’s the reintegration that gets you. Kate experiences two-yolk prosperity. Burping the house and mochi for kids. A Poog...