Two Jackalopes and The Ultimate Luxury Experience: An Employee Bathroom

Frozen Poog is served. Mr. Novak has entered the group chat and fears of lyme disease resurface. Jacqueline explains the celebrity kook, while Kate takes the long walk home that heals. Naming the competitor and the Erewhon of New York. Playing the free thing off as a special treat... own up, folks. Kate won’t be shamed for eating fast and Jacqueline hops on the Purple Line. The International postal system continues to delight. Remembering the Pinkberry lawsuit and two hours in line for chalky...
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Living at Sea, Rageful and Free - The Hags Are Juiced and Jacked

It’s robe dinner and the hags are thinking live. Kate channels the rage of knocking furniture during a home workout, while Jacqueline dissects “cramps”. Should we all be on peptides? When a waiter re-serves your leftovers and memories of living at sea. Typing out each other’s addresses. Couples Therapy, Taxicab Confessions, and a new Savior. Overvaluing the smooth canvas. Kate may be getting jacked, Jacqueline promotes the workout cave. Practicing the monologue… if you can cover it up, it’s...
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Eating the Apple that Falls, Poog Will Be Broadcast Through the End

Blowing back our cheeks and headed for the farm. It’s time to learn how to survive. Kate is alive in her army jacket, while Jacqueline reminisces about her barn coat. Paging Dr. Me. The kabocha pushes back and the fear of bad arugula. What color is Jacqueline’s hair? A salad bar in the fridge and a harness on Boo's back. The possibility of abduction brings uncertainty, but it’s the reintegration that gets you. Kate experiences two-yolk prosperity. Burping the house and mochi for kids. A Poog...
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Pronouncing the Interior and Black Boots at Shirley Temple’s House

Lost in the curtain and looking up rugs. This week, a manifested pediatrician, the willingness to sing, and a foretold pilgrimage. Kate shares her true feelings about choreography while Jacqueline reflects on extreme massaging of the neck. Self-containment and ghosting the ghost tour. If that’s not Gaia, what is. An update on Kate's nightstands and Jacqueline’s scrolling relationship. Black pointy boots and babies at Shirley Temple’s house. The willingness to sing inspires a night that the...
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Non-Human Biologics, CVS after dark, wheat pings, and a Nightstand Revolution 🛸

The revolution will be nightstand. Kate's long-awaited allergy test comes back and Jacqueline sifts through the confounding results. Mismatched woods or matching? GROL Bowls and a minimum age for doctors. A thorough investigation of nightstands and the appropriate price to pay for them. Facebook Marketplace and a reduction in narrative are prescribed. Kate lists all that lies beside her bed. Mr. Baby and Instagram soup. Jacqueline finds Celsius in the cigarette shop and two thermometers in...
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Poog is BACK and More Connected Than Ever

It’s the first episode since reclamation. Poog is back, this time as an independent podcast. The spirit of sovereignty finds Jacqueline and Kate levitating in the studio, face to face. And because the moment demanded it, full video for this episode is now streaming for our Dear Friends on the Premium Feed. It’s sacred phones only. It’s gm lowercase only. Jacqueline finds herself all bags, no drink in hand, and five hotels deep. On New York time, Kate did the unthinkable. A transatlantic state...
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ACT OUTS - the final episode of the Berlant & Novak era

Hags & Eavesdroppers – an all new episode, last of the Berlant & Novak era, has arrived. It’s almost eerie what you can act yourself into. Jacqueline is sourcing Christmas for comfort and Kate is experimenting with corkage fees. An update on the cruel barista drives Kate and Jacqueline to revisit role-play, as eavesdroppers weigh in. A 4pm ‘Matcha & Myss’ is considered, while the healing archetype of Larry David is called upon. Avoidance drives Kate to act out purchasing a pie, as a heart is...
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ADHD Culture and the return of our collab with Rose Los Angeles 🍸

Hags. Eavesdroppers. Freefeeders and Premium Subscribers, As hinted, change is afoot. In case you haven't heard, this month we’re working hard behind the scenes. In the meantime, we've got a trove of special episodes celebrating the past 16 months of Berlant & Novak. REMIX:ADHD Culture What am I bringing back out of the trash? Jacqueline frees Kate from ADHD paralysis, as countless hacks are shared. A hamper in every room! Running down the clock and days spent in parking lots. Leaning tower...
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PARIS again, a new red light device is purchased, plus - STUCK IN THE MEDIAN

This week, we’re taking free feeders behind the paywall, and over to Paris. Jacqueline and Kate found themselves in the city of love at the same time last spring… and it was incredible. This recording was heard first by our subscribers as part of a monthly bonus episode - only on the premium feed. LISTEN TO THE EP This Week in Hag Shop Picks from the bonus episode and other recent favorites from B&N. SHOP THE COLLECTION Red Light Food Triangle: LYMA | Laser Pro LIGHTPATHLED | Diesel Tabletop...
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