The Body Is a House. The World Is a Terrarium.


REMIX: The Body is Speaking

Honk if you don’t exist! In this week’s remix, the hags wade into the world of bodyworkers, energy healers, reiki masters and blocked chakras. Jacqueline experiences KY Jelly hands, while Kate writhes dramatically in the backroom.

The high cost of a flea market psychic and looking for god in all the wrong places. Learning the shamanic techniques. Can I enter your energy field? Cutting the chord, slime, and putting water on the plate. No tool is inherently good or bad — but Zoom healing is the highest form.

Bonus Ep:​
Patina of Time

Jacqueline is strengthening the tongue muscle and Kate shares why she’s stopped killing spiders. Multiple items were missing and so was the receipt. Kate solved the case of the missing pinky ring, though Jacqueline’s not done with the moral of the story.

The free coughing of a child and a tapas box. Folks, you choose when you plunge. The red light mat has arrived and Kate is watching The Summer I Turned Pretty. Television is a service of comfort.

FREE COUGHING • CHARLOTTE'S WEB • PICKLES IN THE NIGHT

From the Bonus Ep

KB: “I can’t live like this anymore. I need to transform.”

The solution: three James Cherry sconces for the home (including a matching pair beside the bed)


Jacqueline’s latest experiment: the REMplenish straw; part tongue workout, part airway protocol, part reason to declare, “I just wanna breathe.”

JN: “Classic me, early adopter.”

​📹 CLIP: A closer look at Kate’s haul from the "stunning" multi-level Chicago Walgreens (before returning to the hotel and realizing several items were missing)

Thanks for being here - more soon.

KBJN