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A Zero Involved

This week the hags are away and we're bringing you
a favorite from the Poog archive: A Zero Involved.

A masseuse in Kate’s home reminds her of the necessity of addressing the angels and eating pears. New blocks are located, while Jacqueline scrambles pancakes. What else does one put in a dishwasher? Phone call avoidance and the myths of protein. The hours you’re asleep still count, but where does it start? A math lesson leaves Kate feeling seen.

INSURMOUNTABLE ADMIN 1K FOURTY EIGHT

Video Bonus Ep:
Stolen Parasol

Jacqueline is on the east coast with her father’s scissors, while Kate prepares Hailey Bieber’s viral protein pizza for a special dinner guest. Detangling vs conditioning. When’s the last time you contemplated a plum? Skin and all, slicing with a sharp knife. Jacqueline finally tries overnight oats, and Kate has an eye toward airplane meal prep.

Pine pollen, basil seeds, and the childhood resistance to crust. To make a closet the store… should you downgrade red carpet looks to dinner with friends? Feet speared with fitness equipment and ring lights on a hunt through the closet, Jacqueline will wear one shirt until it falls away.

Working out with Dita and a fairly esoteric text. Dr. Amen receives a call and t-rex sleeping arms are discussed. Pool culture calls...

It’s interesting to be stolen from.

PROTEIN PIZZA SKIN AND ALL PIANO TUNER

Inside the Bonus Episode

Kate answered the call of Hailey Bieber’s protein pizza. The cottage cheese crust showed promise. The next one will be thinner.


The courage to marinate - Kate's salmon rice bowl.

Jacqueline's first overnight oats, served in the Caraway square.


Salad for President sent their miso ginger dressings, packed with some of our favorite ingredients (just add sesame oil, water, and a squeeze of lime.)

Jacqueline’s beloved Tom Bihn Aeronaut at rest between travels, with Boo the cat following suit.

A moment of silence for Kate's favorite parasol, last seen at the El Roblar before mysteriously disappearing. The grief remains fresh.

KB: "Hard to metabolize how someone could be so cruel to take another woman's parasol."

KB: "Otherwise, had a wonderful stay at El Roblar. Stayed in a bungalow. It was the most beautiful. What is this, a honeymoon? Insanely beautiful.”

Until next week,

KBJN