Uncharmable, Unremarkable, and Entirely Too Early for Nectarines
Published 6 days ago • 1 min read
The Myth of the Heckler
The nectarines were not ripe, nor were the figs sweet. Recent weeks have seen the hags confronted with uncharmable doctors and unruly hecklers. Jacqueline recounts stories from her day job at the FBI and Kate’s full-body scan results are in. Illness, the corner restaurant, and a double date to The Odyssey. Sometimes the doctor agrees with your diagnosis.
KB: "Jacqueline was at my special tapings, and she became a genius audience coordinator and was the backbone of my emotional wellbeing."
JN: "I sprung into action. It was the honor of my life."
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