Non-Human Biologics, CVS after dark, wheat pings, and a Nightstand Revolution 🛸


The revolution will be nightstand. Kate's long-awaited allergy test comes back and Jacqueline sifts through the confounding results. Mismatched woods or matching? GROL Bowls and a minimum age for doctors. A thorough investigation of nightstands and the appropriate price to pay for them. Facebook Marketplace and a reduction in narrative are prescribed.

Kate lists all that lies beside her bed. Mr. Baby and Instagram soup. Jacqueline finds Celsius in the cigarette shop and two thermometers in her bag. CVS after dark with a wine bar in the back? On FaceTime with Boo the Cat and dreams of a grocery store in the home. Emotional flooding is real.

GROL BOWL CVS AFTER DARK 94 DEGREES

This Week in Hag Shop

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NIGHTSTAND REVOLUTION | NON-HUMAN BIOLOGICS

April's Video Bonus Ep:
Non-Human Biologics

A transcendent episode for our premium subscribers.

Tinfoil hats at nacho night. Signs are skyward and stigma reigns. A documentary about aliens and dreams of dancing on the roof with the hippies. Chris is the key to dinner. Whistleblower protection and an ocean, unmapped. Boo View and new correspondence from Mason the Trucker delights. Arrival and Men in Black demand a rewatch, while a Caroline Myss passage is read aloud. The thrill of a secret department.

Kate unboxes orders from Sephora and KOTN and Jacqueline unveils moving homemade fan gifts. To be loved is to be known.

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TINFOIL HAT ANAL PROBE BOO VIEW

Tomato Suspicion to Wheat Revelation

In this week's main episode, Kate submits herself to a full allergy panel and emerges with a developing wheat narrative.

KB: "She goes, ‘wheat actually got a little ping.’ And I go, well, honey, I’m eating wheat. I’m eating wheat up and down the boulevard ... I would love an allergy, as we know, but like, what is wheat?"

The Office Oracle

On Jacqueline’s bookshelf: a tiny Mabel, sent by a hag years ago, sits watch among the texts.

JN: "Talk about love language - to be known."

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